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Sep 24, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 10:19 AM

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #7 

Casanova

A name synonymous with seduction and licentiousness. From childhood aspirations of seclusion and priesthood came Giacomo Casanova, the self-styled Chevalier de Seingalt, the most notorious debauchee and playboy of all time. His memoirs, Histoire de Ma Vie, enflamed the Enlightenment with scandal and tales of sexual conquest. His restless nature and flair for sensationalizing his adventures drew him into and out of fortune, through numerous careers and affairs, and led him into a brief altercation with the Inquisition and a conviction on the charge of witchcraft. Though he had a life rife with drama and intrigue, he died peacefully at the age of 73, librarian to the Count of Waldstein. Who says librarians can’t be sexy? A rakish blend of leather, anise, lavender, bergamot and amber with tonka, lemon peel and lusty patchouli.

I decided I couldn't wait any longer to sneak a whiff of this potion. I opened it and started to dab it on but discovered...ugh...it smells like Old Spice. It smells like...MY DAD!!!! GAAAAAAH!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!

Experiment aborted before it ever reached my skin.

 

 

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #6 

Veil

A quiet scent, soft, calm and enigmatic. A perfume of mystery, of whispers, and of secrets behind secrets. White sandalwood, lilac, gardenia, violet, orris, lavender and ylang ylang.

This scent slithered over my wrists with its silky tones. Perhaps it's a bit quiet for me but I enjoyed it at its strongest point. It seems best for those most intimate moments.

You know what I mean. Oh yes.

 

 

Sep 22, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 9:29 PM

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #5 

Delight

In ancient India it was believed that a specific combination of flower petals, when strewn across a couple's bed, would amplify desire and sexual pleasure. This blend is a blend of the same floral essences, refined into a gloriously sinful perfume blend. Frangipani, with rose, tuberose, and jasmine.

This perfume reminded me strongly of a very girly scent I used to wear in my early teens that came in a purple bottle. You could find it in every drug store, but I can't remember the name. I do think it had quite a lot of jasmine in it. So, for about an hour I felt like I was 14 years old again, and then abruptly became a grownup as soon as it faded about another hour later. As sweet as it is, I'm not thrilled with this one.

 

 

Sep 21, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 7:36 PM

Le Weekend, C'etait Fabuleux! 

Early Saturday morning I went for a 90-minute session of Reiki and deep tissue massage that was pretty wonderful. The Reiki effects were immediate but they didn't last. I have yet to match my first experience with Reiki, which was nothing short of miraculous. I'm really not a fan of "energy work," whatever that is, but that first Reiki experience -- which I didn't know was Reiki until after the guy had finished and he told me -- just blew me away. I'm still looking for the person who can replicate that. So far, I've had some nice experiences but nothing that really healed me. Still, I ended up a noodle after all that great massage.

Later, I managed to firm up my noodly self for the book signing at Dark Delicacies for the Book of Lists: Horror, where Lisa Morton, Del and a whole bunch of other folk I know were signing. Here's a photo of Staci Wilson and me:



Then I finally saw Nightwatch, which I really liked even though it seemed like everybody and his Russian poodle was an "Other" and the lynch pin to the Virgin plot failed to grab me in any way. Also, if the Nightwatch keeps the baddies from doing too much bad, does the Daywatch keep the goodies from doing too much good? "Look out! I'm Daywatch, ma'am, and I'm here to stop you filthy goody two-shoes from giving that bum a manicure because it breaks The Truce!" Still, the subtitles were GENIUS! Seriously. I've never seen anything like it. I loved the soundtrack and much of the visuals, too.

Afterward I wrote, and wrote again this morning. But dammit I can't seem to sleep more than 6-1/2 hours. This is really bothering me. Some powerful circadian rhythm has kidnapped my sleep cycles and carved out a 6-1/2 hour stretch. I can sometimes fall back to sleep for another hour, but it's getting harder every day.

Then after writing a bit this morning, I worked the phones at the Obama campaign this afternoon. They were expecting only 20 people and 31 showed up. We ran out of phone numbers early. It was nuts. The precinct captain told me that, in the 40 years she's been working campaigns, this one is off the charts crazy. She's never seen such turnout to help in her life. If you've even got a shred of anxiety about this election, you simply must sign up at Obama's website and get involved. You'll feel better, especially as you connect with cool, like-minded people. One thing's for sure: we were all terrified of the way people are responding to Caribou Barbie and McGeezer's lies. FactCheck.org has revealed that, while both candidates stretch the truth, McGeezer's ads lie more than twice as much as Obama's, and in much more damning ways. Yet people are gobbling it up. They don't care. Caribou Barbie the Gun Messiah has come to save the aborted babies and usher in the theocracy! Who cares if she's not qualified or if McGeezer flip flops in 24 hours on major economic policies. Jesus is coming to the White House, bitches. That's what's good for everyone, right?

So hit the pavement, people! Move move move! We're not going to win this thing bitching in our blogs. The polls are ridiculously close and we have too much to lose as a nation if McGeezer wins. Don't throw away your vote! It counts, and don't let anyone tell you differently, especially if you're in a battleground state.

Tonight, I'm writing again. Coming up on 24,000 words. This thing is finally starting to feel like a book. It feels like everyone in the story has more personality than my main character, but he's coming together as I write.

And no word yet on the proposal. I'm still feeling pretty chill about it but I could come unraveled at any moment...

 

 

Ha! 

 

 

We Won! 

A website I did the writing for -- the Hong Kong Disneyland 2008 Chinese New Year: Year of the Mouse -- won a Web Marketing Award.

Faboo!

Although, I'm looking at the copy and it appears that they totally butchered parts of it after I turned it over. Alas! At least the Hui Chun (lucky greetings) and Ticket copy is intact. :)

 

 

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #4 

Wanda

Along with Loviatar, she has become something of a 21st century Patron Goddess of all Dominatrixes. While Loviatar is the Goddess of Pain, Wanda govens Control. She is the breathtakingly beautiful sable-wrapped marble queen of Sacher-Masoch’s fantasies. Her scent is a deep red merlot with a faint hint of leather, sexual musk and body heat over crushed roses, violets and myrtle.

Towanda! Oh, dear, different movie completely, isn't that? Anyway, I dabbed on Wanda this morning and was nearly knocked out by the vivacious scent. It made me want to Kill Bill with my bare hands, grab a rope and swing across the ship, and take on the RNC police. But alas it faded very quickly. Wanda wafted away like a balloon on the wind and then it was gone, gone, gone within an hour.

Damn.

 

 

Sep 20, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 11:20 AM

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #3 

Snake Oil

By far, our most popular scent! Magnetic, mysterious, and exceedingly sexual in nature. A blend of exotic Indonesian oils sugared with vanilla.

I dabbed this on before heading to Monster House for SciFi Friday. It's heady, smudgy and deeply sensual. I was wearing a leather halter, so that seemed like the right combination. I get the feeling that Dr. Horrible liked it, too. ;) The scent hung about forever it seemed. I could still smell it faintly this morning. For Lisa Morton's signing at Dark Delicacies, I dashed on a bit more just because I was still feeling like wisps of cigarette smoke were slipping off my shoulders as I walked.

No wonder this scent is so popular. Damn.

 

 

Sep 19, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 3:21 PM

We Won! 

A website I did the writing for -- the Hong Kong Disneyland 2008 Chinese New Year: Year of the Mouse -- won a Web Marketing Award.

Faboo!

Although, I'm looking at the copy and it appears that they totally butchered parts of it after I turned it over. Alas! At least the Hui Chun (lucky greetings) and Ticket copy is intact. :)

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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #2 

Le Serpent Qui Danse

A sinister, darkly seductive scent inspired by poetry of Charles Baudelaire. Violet entwined with vanilla and gardenia.

This is one that I actually chose from the catalog. It's a bit softer, brighter and headier than the Black Forest. It glided over my wrists like clouds. I'm a huge fan of gardenia, and some of my favorite mainstream perfumes contain violet and vanilla. This scent sort of makes me want to curl up in the grass and talk to the flowers. Not very productive but I feel so very, very pretty!

 

 

Sep 18, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 9:50 AM

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #1 

Black Forest

This is the captured scent of a cold, moonless night, lost deep within the darkest wood. Haunting and desolate, this scent evokes images of fairy tale tragedy and half-remembered nightmares. Thick, viscous pine with ambergris, black musk, juniper and cypress.

I dabbed this on my wrists. The cypress rises the fastest and thickest on my skin. Weirdly enough, it also smells fruity. Definitely heavier on the fairy tales and lighter on the nightmares, yet it simmers from the black musk. I like it.

This isn't one that I ordered, but one of two extras they kindly added to my sample pack. The other is Snake Oil, which they say is "By far, our most popular scent!"

 

 

Sep 16, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 2:54 PM

The Fly Opera Buzz 

If you do not see this in its death throes at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, you've missed an historic development in the art of horror and theater.

Whether you actually like it or not is irrelevant. It is what it is. It's its own art form, a new thing unto itself. The cast sing the lines of dialog yet there are no songs. This did not thrill me, being a lover of most traditional forms of musical theater. And some of the lines were clunkers. That said, as someone pointed out, it must have been tremendously challenging for the cast to learn the music and lines, with no melody to speak of. Ultimately the murky atonality leant itself completely to the heavy, dark themes of the Promethean tragedy.

But what did thrill me was the spectacle, the collaboration of film, composer, theater and opera professionals in my beloved genre. I was thrilled to be there witnessing the innovation. History in the making in our culture. In our genre.

The stage design incorporated 1950s-style sci-fi props, and effects included prosthetics and puppeteering. It felt like we were back in the glory days of physical special effects filmmaking, the heyday of Rob Botin and Stan Winston. Gore scored the inside of the pods. Daniel Olkulitch who played Seth Brundle transformed before us, leaping, back flipping and eventually even singing in full fly costume as he climbed the set.

The ending was powerful. The theme of unconditional love really struck a profound chord.

Thanks to Keith for the unforgettable experience and to my friend Christa Faust, too.

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Sep 12, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 10:04 AM

Uncle Walt Hearts Me 

Today was a very good day.

Today, Uncle Walt made me an offer of permanent employment -- an offer so good that I couldn't refuse.

And I said, "Yes!"

Let's hear it for big corporations with big hearts, shall we?

 

 

Sep 11, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 12:53 PM

Me + the BBC on Venice Beach on Wednesday Morning 

I fought through insane amounts of traffic on the 10 on Wednesday morning to meet up with the BBC World Have Your Say crew to do the 2-hour show. The Venice Beach circus was in full force. I'm not sure Ros and the gang were quite expecting the passersby to be so colorful.

I sat at a table with the head producer Ros Atkins; Mark Sawyer, political science professor at UCLA; editor Ted Johnson from Variety (who had been arrested during the protests outside the RNC); and a reporter named Maria Joyouspirit who has a show on KPFK. We all wore headphones and shared a couple of microphones. Ros choreographed the entire show like a maestro, with instructions coming down between our ears from Madeline, the "M" of the whole operation back in London, as text messages, calls and emails flew in from all directions.

We spoke with an array of fascinating people from all over the world -- like Lance Price, who'd been Tony Blair's spin doctor, and a French MP (whose name escapes me). The topic was about style and spin, and whether they've destroyed our trust in American politics. Towards the end I actually got to ask Lance a question directly. But the best part was when the producers pulled in a ridiculously hot surfer named "Ben" from the waves. Bare-chested "Ben" was dripping with brine water and hairless. Of course, I'm not sure I actually heard whatever Ben said, but I do believe he said something into the microphone.

Click here to listen to the 50-minute MP3 podcast file. Or you can get the podcast on iTunes.

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Sep 9, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 1:16 PM

Live Tweets from the BBC World Service Pre-Stage 

lamaupin I'm tweeting from the pre-staging of the BBC World Service show. It's chilly out! about 3 hours ago from mobile web

lamaupin Ros just showed me the inside of the BBC bus. Swank! Well, compared to most buses. about 3 hours ago from mobile web

lamaupin Is it bad to kinda want to snog Ros? Right. Back to politics. about 3 hours ago from mobile web

lamaupin Finally I got some photos. I forgot to bring my camera. Doh! There are some interesting folk coming. about 3 hours ago from mobile web

lamaupin I forgot to mention that, in the bus, a picture of Palin came on the TV and I nearly lost it. I can't take it! about 3 hours ago from mobile web

lamaupin Getting a cookie as I ponder what question to ask. Cookie makes smart politics. about 3 hours ago from mobile web

And then when the show started, Ros asked everyone to turn off their cell phones so they wouldn't interfere with the microphones. Damn!

One of the surprise guests was the VP of YouTube Steve Somebody. (God, I'd make the worst journalist.) Anyway...photos!

Afterward, no less than two BBC folk hunted me down to make sure I'd be in tomorrow's show.

In the immortal words of Paris Hilton, "See you at the debates, bitches!"

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Sep 8, 2008

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 2:50 AM

Sins Ranks #34,770 on Amazon 

John told us, but I had to see it for myself.

It won't last long, but it's still pretty damned cool.

 

 

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