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Jul 7, 2007

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 11:38 AM

"I'm sorry, Jesus!" 

Clerks II was hilarious. Not as funny as the first, but still.

Of course, Jay's imitation of Buffalo Bill killed me and Elias the Christian fantasy geek stole the show.

I rented these at a nearby Blockbuster. (Trust me. There isn't anything indie within ten miles of here.) Holy crap! I've never stepped into a Blockbuster before. It was like walking into the oversized print section of the library or something. And isn't it a sad statement of Middle America that there isn't a Foreign Films section? As if "Foreign" would scare people away.

I miss Rocket Video.

The brain fog is clearing and I'm writing again. I even wrote and submitted something else for Common Ties. They have a theme deadline approaching on The Holocaust. By nature of the subject, Holocaust stories have serrated teeth that sort of grind into your ankle painfully when you read them. I decided to write a humorous yet touching story about the way I accidentally discovered that my sweet Uncle Ike escaped from a concentration camp when he was 16 years old. He was a Greek Jew married to my Greek godmother (my nouna), so not related to me by blood. The little story is called "Even Steve McQueen Gets the Blues." Let's hope their heads aren't up their butts and they buy it. That site could stand a bit more humor, dammit.

Major Publishing House is now looking to spin the direction of the HOW TO FLEE AMERICA book because they worry that fewer people will want to flee when Bush leaves office. The book only had one political line, which I changed, but that wasn't quite enough because "fleeing" seems to invoke the idea that they are running away from the U.S. because of the Evil President. So, I've submitted THE EXPATRIATE ACT: How to Ditch America for a Hip Life Abroad. The title sounds more "political" because of the reference, but seems to otherwise get away from their concern. I pointed out that, should Hillary Clinton win, people will still want to flee, but for different reasons, and that none of the expats I spoke with in France left for political reasons.

And now for more writing and kitten squeezin'.

 

 

Jul 6, 2007

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 8:48 PM

No Poseurs Allowed 



A bit more cuteness can be found on my Flickr account: "I Did Not Pose This Cat."

Of course, I can't begin to rival Lisa Morton's bookstore cat photo she just posted. That's a classic!

Tonight, Belgian chocolate with lavender. Plus, two movies: Clerks II and The Man Who Cried (In Johnny Depp's Pants*).









*Don't forget, boys and girls, to add "In Johnny Depp's Pants" to the end of the title of any movie he's in!

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Jul 4, 2007

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 5:37 PM

A Quieter, Gentler 4th 

I was invited to a celebration with E/T in Culver City, but I chose to stay home, get all that nagging stuff done that needs to be done (bills, checkbook, etc.), nap (which has considerably helped the brain fog), and write. I've got Miru curled up next to me, meowing at me admonishingly every time I watch YouTube or something not directed at writing or him. E/T thinks Miru loves me more than them. The problem is that Miru isn't allowed in their bedroom. It's quite simple. Where there is bed, there is cat.

I hope you're all having a good one. Here's my former (and soon to be again) co-worker from Uncle Walt, Steve Tatum, telling the story of The President Who Cried Wolf:

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Jul 2, 2007

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 2:51 PM

Progress Report in the Time of Cholera 

I have a move date.

I have a phone line.

I even have a phone! (Found in Mr. Box at the storage unit.)

Have had untold insanity with the phone/DSL people, the power and water people, and, well, everything. I've done every single thing you're not supposed to do under Mercury Retrograde and, so far, the results do not disappoint. Although I'm sure much of this is just part of the natural chaos of moving.

Tomorrow, I sign paperwork in Burbank for a contract with Uncle Walt. I'm not counting this against the Mercury Rx because I'm literally "re-turning."

Meanwhile, this is my new love, Miru.



He belongs to the people I'm staying with. It turns out T is no longer allergic to kitties, so they've taken in Miru from outside, where he was dumped by his asshole former owners who had him declawed. Miru has adopted me as his second mommy. We spend much time snorgling and cuddling. The Frenchman approves of the affair. I've even sent him pictures. Meanwhile, workers are using jackhammers to tear up E/T's patio. I might be on a morphine drip by Thursday.

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Jul 1, 2007

Posted by Maria Alexander  # 8:41 AM

Two Wonderful Things 

Wonderful Thing the First:

My friend Loren Rhoads is auctioning on Ebay this beautiful pink and black flogger as part of her fund raising for the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer.

Go bid! Now!

Wonderful Thing the Second:

Opus buying an iPhone.

Life, she is beautiful.

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