Oh camera! Oh camera! You are dead. So very much Not working at all. You, who took The pictures on My Flickr account. You, who recorded The stupid crap on My YouTube account. You are a dead thing Laying there -- No battery can Revive you. No warranty can Replace you. And my iPhone Is iPoo For taking photos. I'll never forget Going to Best Buy With Amelia G To find you And making Mr. Sales Dude Sad when he heard I had a boyfriend. But he sold me you Oh camera! Oh camera! Oh shit! You were expensive. This sucks.
