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What I would love to post but can't is a long letter of complaint we got from an Evangelical who was not only semi-literate but completely offended because she unwittingly brought her child to Disneyland during Bats Day in the Park. She couldn't believe there was a day where people came to Disneyland wearing shirts that "supported satin" (sic).

It is so great, I can't even tell you.

Apparently there was another letter of complaint from a whiny liberal like me who thought Disneyland had become "too Republican" over the last few years.

This place is a whack magnet.