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Dear Sarah Pants On Fire,

According to Factcheck.org, you told three times as many lies as Biden. That's 9 falsehoods to his 3.

As a former Pentecostal and member of the Assemblies of God church, I can safely say that your church teaches that it is a sin to lie and "bear false witness against your neighbor," which you did abundantly whenever you misrepresented Obama. But I guess it's okay to spread lies about your political opponents. Right?

Yours truly,

Someone Who Noticed