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I am deeply worried.

That is, about this.

The acronym "WTF" doesn't begin to even scratch the surface of the tip of the iceberg...if you know what I mean. Nor does WTFATT*?

Especially as it stars none other than Tori Spelling.

::beats Howard's grave with the base of her palm, sobs::

"Stop...spinning! Stop...Oh! Please...stop...spinning!"







*For the acronym-challenged, that's What The Fuck Are They Thinking.